Shut up. Everybody shut up.
I'm back in all my cranky glory y'all! I know you missed my brilliant social commentary, so what better way for me to make a grand blog post return than by whining about how I'm not getting my way!
I've decided this week that behavior such as a good ol' fashioned huffy pissy hissy fit is completely wasted on small children. Those little b-holes (I've been reading Bossypants by Tina Fey and so should you, idiot) get all the fun, and they're SO easily forgiven!!!... why?... cuz they're kids, and they don't know any better??? F THAT AND F THEM AND THEIR SOFT HEADS! If I feel like being a sour pus(s) for 8 hours, or a day, or a week, or a month... then so be it!
Ok, so I understand that no one likes a Grumpy Gus, neither do I, but I feel like I make a decent effort to internalize these feelings... wait, I think I learned from crashing AA meetings to meet desperate rock bottom men that you shouldn't BOTTLE up these feelings... whatever. When I say I internalize these gloomy moods of mine (I kept typing modds instead of moods there... I'm listening to Quadrophenia, surprise surprise... you don't care)I mean I don't lash out at people, I don't utilize the "misery loves company" cliche... I just order a pizza, eat a pint of ice cream, wash it all down with a bottle of red wine... and then aside from heart burn I'm usually fine the next day! In other words, I only do harm to myself physically, I cause no harm to anyone emotionally because that just ain't who I be!... SHIT
Shut up I'm getting a call...shut up...
... ok just my mom calling to ask if I had a "real job" yet... is it too early to start eating ice cream and drinking red wine?
I did take Kim's advice to channel this frustrating Limbo (not the party game) phase I am currently in, and I'm writing about it! I also read my friend Patty's blog www.barrettall.com/ and her advice to writers across the land, and I thought, what the hell, it's cold and rainy and wet all over and so am I!
AREN'T YOU GLAD I'M BACK WRITING?!?
HAVE A NICE DAY!
(C U Next Tuesday)
